"Kate Calls In Fat"

Here is the otherwise delightful Kate Bloom in a rare moment of defeat as the buldges that bind her loom up like a herd of rabid rhino. I know the feeling having engorged myself with a festival of Hostess products and milkshake chasers. But as I plan to capture the beauty of the aforesaid foodstuffs in acrylic, I chalk my feasting up to research and don’t regret a single mouthful. I have never placed a human being in my series of goumet still-lifes, but the next time Kate calls in fat perhaps I can take advantage of her time off and capture her and her tasty snacks in fine portrature.