"The Frug Made The Difference In Stanley’s Life"

Stanley was a butcher’s assistant in the lunchmeats section of the local Big Bag grocery store. He like to bowl after work, but despite the fact that he always scrubbed his hands before leaving “The Bag”, they remained so greasy his ball usually hit the floor behind the foul line and the popular sport could not serve his needs as a relaxing activity. Stanley loved the record “Cool Jerk” and always danced to it. I never had the heart to tell him that The Frug was not the gyration to preform to a song about The Jerk but I didn’t want him to feel like a jerk so I just let him believe he was a very good dancer for moving as uniquely as he did when everyone else on the dance floor moved otherwise.