"Does Anyone Have Any Tums?"

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Mrs. Ralph Fowler is known for her hats, which she wears to even the most casual of gatherings. Here she is, bedecked for the evening, in one of her finest haberdashery specimens. She does not look as fine as this excellent chapeau should allow, however, as she consumed one too many chopped liver and glazed beet canapŽs and appears to be in mild distress. As Mrs. Fowler never travels without a roll of Tums in her glove compartment, I trust she will look as good as her hat as soon as she gets to her car.