"No Dogs Allowed On Beach"

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These three dogs prowled the sands of Metropolitan Beach from sun up to sun down looking for “bitches” to hound around with. Shoop, the fellow in the middle, worked the lunch shift at the concession stand so they were able to entice “bitches” with free corn dogs and bags of peanuts. They were definitely the three most popular canines that summer and, as far as I know, are still running around without leashes.