"Ralph’s Facial Hair Looked Even More Inviting At Midnight"
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Katelyn and Ralph hadn’t spoken since their junior year at Mumford High when he was captain of the fencing team and she almost made cheerleading squad. They dated a few times but Katelyn broke out in a rash every time Ralph grazed her skin with his fledgling beard and they parted ways despite an obvious physical attraction. The two bumped into each while purchasing raffle tickets at the big RV show just a week ago, and after years of allergy pills Katelyn was elated to discover she had finally built up a tolerance to Ralph’s ‘scrub’. She hardly notices his follicles the special evening captured here and looks forward to getting reacquainted with him in the days to come.