"The Boys Couldn’t Take Their Eyes Off Of Their Big Baloney Sandwiches"

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I sat next to these two handsome men at a lunch counter one day and couldn’t get over how much they seemed to enjoy their jumbo baloney sandwiches. They never took their eyes off each other or their meat. I was set on the liverwurst so I did not experience quite the joy I imagined they did. But next time I will try the Big Baloney Special and maybe I will leave with the same glow in my eyes.