"Frank’s Chest Hairs Glowed In The Light Of The Disco Ball"

Frank was a “looker” who always wore crisp white suits spun of fine polyester. He loved to disco but sometimes the width of his bellbottom cuffs caused other dancers to trip. The night captured here featuring Frank with two of his Bunny friends was one such occasion. Carrot Cake, the red haired Bunny, tripped over the polyester wedge and spent the rest of the evening with a frozen head of broccoli applied to her lip. Frank likes to tell people that she was dazzled by the sight of his sparkling chest hairs, but Carrot Cake‘s size 4 feet disappeared into Frank’s hemline and she sunk like the Titanic. Despite her swollen lip, Frank made out with her and smelled like broccoli for the next few days. This painting has no fragrance and hangs handsomely at 16″ x 20″. It is crafted out of fine acrylic paint on canvas board.