"I’m Dreaming Of A Black Christmas"

With the mistletoe dangling over her freshly carved Afro, Languine could think of nothing else but the super handsome Big Nate. Languine was certain that even her pooch, the elegantly groomed Fro Fro, could think of nothing else but Big Nate, who recently became the owner of the local Premium Meats outlet in a franchise expo raffle.