"Kate Needs A Shave"

Here once again is my dear friend, Kate Bloom, exiting a dressing room in a ‘snug around the flesh mounds‘ negligee. She was upset about the fit of the garmet, but I pointed out that her legs are so badly in need of Nads, Epilady or any of the other wonderful leg folicle products available today that I doubt anyone had time to criticize the fit of her body covering. Kate enjoyed a hot bath and close shave that very evening. I trust her clothing looked a lot better the next day situated further away from a national park.