"Mr. Nippy And His So Called Friends"

Erected by a couple honeymooning close to this charming hill in Nebraska, Mr. Nippy loved snow from the first minute of his birth to his last melting drips. He lived a happy six days and managed to stay firm and pristine until he was befriended by some neighborhood dogs who turned his winter coat to drab yellow. The honeymooning couple no longer stole kisses under the tree next to him and Mr. Nippy knew he would have to wait until the first snowfall of next Christmas to feel good again.