"The Festival Of Lights"

Anytime the Chosen People storm Jerusalem and there’s only enough oil to keep the Menorah lit for one night but it burns for eight is a good time, and that’s what Chanukah is all about! Just like those miracle tungsten light bulbs that burn forever or you get your money back. I would also like to say that I am glad there is a festival for lights as it would be very hard to paint at night without them!