"The Seas Were Calm The Day Albert decided To Drop In On Charlene And Ralph"

Charlene And Ralph weren’t doing much beyond their daily routine of flicking ashes into the sand and measuring the body girth of neighboring sunbathers when they heard their names echoing around the lake. It was Albert, who ignored their request to not drop by unannounced. They served the boater some Ritz crackers and sardine spread and retired early. They didn’t see Albert for the rest of the summer.