"The Starlet And the Honey Wagon"

This a portrayal of a Hollywood star going to take care of business in a beautiful Honey Wagon toilet vehicle during the filming of what I am sure will be a big film once whatever it is is released. The honey wagon is just as popular a spot, if not more, than the food trough known professionally as ‘the Craft Services table’. After holding in what an actor must hold in until a scene is completed, I can only imagine that the gleaming oval is the next most beautiful sight to an Oscar a star could ever behold.