"Julie’s Angora Caught The Bush As Well As The Eyes Of All Passersby"

Julie “Tippy” Tipton, was the most stylish dresser I have ever known. Her angora sweater collection was legendary and she bought them extra small, hence the name “Tippy”. I am sorry to have deprived you of the thrill of seeing her beloved pooch, Precious, dressed in a matching garment which Tippy religiously cloaked him in each and every day. But I only had a photo of Tippy surrounded by bushes, sans Precious, and thus portrayed the lovable canine nude before I realized my betrayal of accuracy. Loath to cover my realistic rendering of Precious’ fur, I decided to go with my original portrayal of the beloved canine, leaving the viewer to focus on the tips that made Tippy famous.