"Yolanda Ponders What Makes Men Tick"
Tick tock tick tock…. My friend Yolanda always said that as soon as she talked about anything of personal importance to her husband Robaire, she could hear the clock in his head counting off the seconds ’til she dropped the subject and he could go back to his private world of Hemi engines, beer and mod clothing. After seven years of cooking his favorite ham pinwheels and heating his pillow every night before he went to bed, Yolanda just gave up trying to appeal to him and they separated. Yolanda is still in a ‘mixed’ marriage, however, and now lives with Marion – a fine woman who sports Robaire’s exact hairdo and appreciates her ham pinwheels more than he ever could. This once handsome couple measures 11″ x 14″ and their medium is acrylic paint on canvas board.